I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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