Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Randomize
