its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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