U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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