Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Randomize