you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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