these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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