Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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