On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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