What a fucking waste of an outfit
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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