Where is the hickey?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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