He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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