Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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