Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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