His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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