Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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