if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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