apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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