its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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