You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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