I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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