walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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