YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!