I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?