Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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