Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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