Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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