is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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