accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You know, be my cock's hype man.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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