I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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