Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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