But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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