I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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