I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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