weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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