i need an iv and a liver transplant
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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