Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
and she was petting her beer can
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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