Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
my sisters under your porch take her home
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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