But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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