I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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