Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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