Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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