dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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