Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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