I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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