Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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