I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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