first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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