even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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