Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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