Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
