my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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