This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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