yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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