She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Randomize
