I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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