so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
